Even though he's still a college undergrad, his research into dirty stuff is so in-depth and thorough that his friends call him Professor. Dating experience is somehow still zero.

Base stats (100%)

Stats at 100% magnification

HP
320,000
Damage
6,800
DPS
8,500
Range
501
Speed
4
Knockback
4×
Type
Area
Money
7,900¢
Attack rate
0.80s24f
Foreswing
0.03s1f
Backswing
0.77s23f
Appears at 31 magnifications· most often 150%
Stages
73
42
6

Traits

Abilities

Slow20% for 2s42%uptime

Damage graph

Where it appears

Most stages are in Gauntlets (14), Uncanny Legends (8), and Zero Legends (7).

Variants (4)

Often seen with

Enemies in the same stages as Professor A..