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Enemies

1. From the startHPDamageDPSRange
2. 
   Hippoe100%

   At 0.1s, 6 total, every 2–6s

   1,00010045160
3. 
   Those Guys100%

   At 0.1s, Unlimited, every 6–20s

   2002020110
4. 
   Gory100%

   At 20s, Unlimited, every 6–10s

   1,00080150150
5. When the base drops to 99%HPDamageDPSRange
6. 
   The FaceBoss100%

   Instantly

   99,9992,000220340
7. 
   Jackie Peng100%

   Instantly, Unlimited, every 6–10s

   1,30080100150
8. 
   Sir Seal100%

   Instantly, Unlimited, every 6–10s

   2,500150196170
9. 
   Kang Roo100%

   Instantly, Unlimited, every 6–10s

   4,000250208160
10. 
    One Horn100%

    Instantly, Unlimited, every 6–10s

    15,00050093840

Enemy	Spawns	HP	Damage	Range	Details
From the start
Hippoe100%	At 0.1s6 total, every 2–6s	1,000	10045 DPS	160
Those Guys100%	At 0.1sUnlimited, every 6–20s	200	2020 DPS	110
Gory100%	At 20sUnlimited, every 6–10s	1,000	80150 DPS	150
When the base drops to 99%
The FaceBoss100%	Instantly	99,999	2,000220 DPS	340
Jackie Peng100%	InstantlyUnlimited, every 6–10s	1,300	80100 DPS	150
Sir Seal100%	InstantlyUnlimited, every 6–10s	2,500	150196 DPS	170
Kang Roo100%	InstantlyUnlimited, every 6–10s	4,000	250208 DPS	160
One Horn100%	InstantlyUnlimited, every 6–10s	15,000	500938 DPS	40

Like most stages, this one also sends a Ms. Sign if the battle goes past 15 minutes.